This is M.P, she is pretty, and smart. She runs an art gallery, speaks Russian beautifully, and loves small dogs. I would even trust her with my own! I want her to find her to find a man who is her intellectual equal, who likes 1960’s rock and roll but isn’t in a band. Unless that band is Radiohead (I don’t know if she likes Radiohead, but I sure could some Radiohead tickets.)
Vibrant and gorgeous. She likes to drink whiskey and gingers, and recite Shakespeare. A.B is the perfect blend of mellow, and fun. She loves a man with an artistic disposition…. get at her!
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Featured Datemyfriends A.O and M.G spotted hooking up!
Will it turn serious? Stay tuned!
THIS IS C.M, a gay hilarious texa-mexican, with amazing taste in music.
One of my favorite friends, I had a crush on him until I found out he likes boys. And by boys, I mean, handsome bear men. If you don’t know what a bear is then, C.M is probably not the man for you.
This is J.F
He is in his mid twenties, is a wildly talented photographer with a love for astrophysics. He has the most beautiful facial hair, and is a basic all around romancer.
He needs a lady who is also wildly talented, gorgeous, and ambitious.
This is A.P
This lady is a real lady. Endlessly multifacited and dynamic. If I was trapped on a deserted island for 1000x years with her that wouldn’t be enough time. An artist, an interior designer, and pro wrestler are some of the things that have littered her resume. She needs a manly man, she’s a bit amazonian. And I picture her to date a young burt reynolds.
UPDATE: K.M is off the market! All of our hearts are broken!
I’m in love myself- I just can’t get enough red heads! I think that she looks like a prettier Molly Ringwald, but she is probably sick of hearing that. She’s an amazing writer, and really seems to know how to get shit done. This ambitious beauty needs a guy in his thirties to mid fourties. And she kind of digs Jews in hipster glasses. Did I mention she’s tall, really tall. So I think the lucky man should be atleast 6 feet tall.
This is T.J. He likes to ride horses on the beach. (This isn’t a sexual induendo) He really does!
This genuine guy is looking for a real sweetie. He makes cool tunes, and edits video. And looks pretty great with a moustache! Bring back that moustache! Did I mention he is from the Midwest?!?!
